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drjay1966

Posted 2008-07-17 2:08 AM (#109350)
Subject: Old Zen Buddhism Joke

(inspired by the "New Yoga Joke" post--I thought about changing "Zen Buddhist" to "yogi" but wouldn't want mess with a classic)
What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.

bstqltmkr

Posted 2008-07-17 7:48 AM (#109361 - in reply to #109350)
Subject: RE: Old Zen Buddhism Joke

That's a good one, but are you sure you weren't inspired by Tourist's Orange Julius hot dog?

tourist

Posted 2008-07-18 10:47 AM (#109415 - in reply to #109361)
Subject: RE: Old Zen Buddhism Joke

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GJ may have heard this one:

3 engineers in a car - a mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer. Car breaks down. Mechanical engineer, "The fanbelt is broken and needs to be replaced." Electrical engineer, "No, the battery is dead and needs to be recharged." Software engineer, "No, no. It's simple! Just close all the windows and reopen them again and we'll be fine."

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